What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 14:55

Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Which Red Sox prospect will be next to draw Roman Anthony-level excitement? - MassLive
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Making a Diving Catch For Space - NASA Watch
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Moonraker
Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
Why was Nietzsche against essentialism?
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
How conservative the Japanese people really is? And the government?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Do you want to have an XXX chat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.